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I HATE BEING BIPOLAR it's awesome!!

Hands off the hubcaps!

QUICKLY CHILDREN! TO THE NIGHTMARE MOBILE!

MISTY MOUNTAIN HIP HOP It's all in the gangsta glare

ABSINTHE makes the...whoa...

children should be seen and not heard ugly children if allowed to live should be masked

And so George invented the remote

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Growing up as a cannibal was tough on Johnny's reputation. Moom, you're embarrassing me! Johnny, wait! You forgot your lunch!

Hortense was pleased to see her son playing with his father.

Edna knows the way to a man's heart. Just past the sternum.

I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath

SKELETON SECURITY because guard dogs are too mainstream

What's that you say? You want some head?

I bid thee, get firewood MY ASS! It's not even cold out! Why am I always summoned by needy necromancers?