creepy

I told you not to feed him after midnight...

MONKEY SEE Monkey...No, that's just... No...

GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE SURREAL

Dr. Seuss: The early years

BILLY ACCIDENTALLY INVENTS HIGH SCHOOL BULLYING

MEAT an alternative to vegetables.

Vasectomies... not much has changed

Guess this was a bad week to give up sniffing glue . . .

What's that you say? You want some head?

"Send in the Clowns" apparently doesn't include cab fare.

They may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

The First Assembly of the Church of Pier One Imports.

Breastfeeding nightmares. Hungry, mama! !!!

HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

SKELETON SECURITY because guard dogs are too mainstream