Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
It's a vague message but it's there.
IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS
It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters
Find Meaning In Your Life With Demotivational Posters