Inspired by the wedding of the century.
An animal rights activist is breaking records and the bank by staging a $250,000 dog wedding for charity. Luxuries include:
A $6,000 custom wedding dress for the tiny Coton de Tulear, a $5,000 sushi spread, and a $15,000 seven-piece orchestra...
Although the estimated costs are sky-high, the vendors are actually donating their services to this black-tie and collar gala at The Jumeirah Essex House. All proceeds will benefit The Humane Society of New York.
IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters