Koodos for trying, though.
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...
Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!
Just say "I do."
It's a vague message but it's there.