Love is Cruel

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Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...

Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!

High Flying Bride and Groom

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High Flying Bride and Groom
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It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.

Mid-Court Wedding Proposal

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Mid-Court Wedding Proposal
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Todd, 48, left Hull Crown Court in tears today despite hearing his girlfriend had said: "Yes!" to his court room marriage proposal. Mr Todd almost died when Baillie, 32, plunged an 8in kitchen knife into his back as he slept. But he appeared at Hull Crown Court last week with a white gold diamond solitaire ring with the intention of proposing in court in an act of Easter forgiveness. Baillie, 32, who had been depressed after a miscarriage has been forgiven by Mr Todd who spent three months in hospital recovering from a damaged pancreas and spleen after she attacked him two weeks after losing his baby. Mr Todd had written an emotional letter to the judge which Judge Mettyear read out. He said: "She has made a big mistake that she will regret for the rest of her life. Please show compassion and allow her to prove what a valuable member of society she is and a mother to her son. She will have a husband, if you allow us to marry. I promise we won't let you down." Judge Michael Mettyear who heard of the proposal last Thursday in Hull Crown Court had adjourned the sentencing hearing to consider what weight he could give to the victims appeal for mercy.

File-Sharing Church's First Wedding

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Kopimism, a Swedish church that holds internet file-sharing sacred, held its first marriage ceremony in Serbia.

The couple—a Romanian woman and an Italian man—were married late last month at Belgrade's SHARE conference, a three day festival celebrating new Internet and media developments. The presiding priest, or Kopimistic "Op" wore a Guy Fawkes mask as a computer read vows and some of Kopimism's central beliefs aloud. "We are here to announce a new pair of noble peers. Copying of information is simply right. Dissemination of information is ethically right. Copying and remixing information communicated by another person is seen as an act of respect," it said. "Do you want to share your love, your knowledge, and your feelings with [the bride] as long as that information exists?"

If this marriage is peer-to-peer, does this make BitTorrent a form of polygamy?

So Sneaky!

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So Sneaky!
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MR. AND MRS. NINJA on their wedding day.

Zombie Wedding Win!

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Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!