Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Today is the start of the Lunar New Year and the year of the dragon! People born in the year of the dragon are ambitious, passionate, and tend to do things in a grand fashion. They are also independent, but can be viewed as conceited and proud. Rats like me are said to get along with dragons well. Are any of you dragons?