Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.
Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.
Well, once you make it to my stomach there'll be no choice, really. Resistance is futile.