On second thought, that won't be a problem...
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
This is the cake we had at our wedding, when it came time to cut the cake the groom actually pulled the master sword out of the top to cut it :)
Well, once you make it to my stomach there'll be no choice, really. Resistance is futile.
Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.