Definitely, definitely made for eating by hungry bridal party attendees instead.
Now, some of you might think this little boy is looking at this wedding cake and seeing his own future wedding. Or perhaps wondering when he'll meet the girl of his dreams?
Well some of you haven't been around many 4-year-old boys lately. With authority, I can tell you he is only thinking about cake.
Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...