Well, once you make it to my stomach there'll be no choice, really. Resistance is futile.
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
Definitely, definitely made for eating by hungry bridal party attendees instead.
"#wedding trionfo di prosciutto" according to Instagram user ceci_pi. I'd say this triumph has been trumped by a prosciutto thief!