"#wedding trionfo di prosciutto" according to Instagram user ceci_pi. I'd say this triumph has been trumped by a prosciutto thief!

Is it baseball or is it LOVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(OK, that was corny. I'll stop now...)

Hey, who snuck a piece before the bride and groom? I blame the Cylons.

For the couple that wants the best of both worlds.

Now, some of you might think this little boy is looking at this wedding cake and seeing his own future wedding. Or perhaps wondering when he'll meet the girl of his dreams?

Well some of you haven't been around many 4-year-old boys lately. With authority, I can tell you he is only thinking about cake.

My husband really wanted a sword in the stone cake, he didn't see it until the reception (we we're married at Disney World) and was very happy that he finally got to pretend to be King Arthur.

FOR THE SHIIIREEEEE!! Hmm... FOR NARNIAAAAA!

Oh wait: FOR CAMELOOOOOOTTTTT!! There we go.

Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...