Bridal shower cake? Groom's cake? No need to have both as long as we compromise!
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.
That awkward moment when the cake is dressed better than the bride.
Actually, these birds are looking downright joyful. Must be because there's no pigs around.