Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!