Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
You have a lot on your mind during your wedding and more than enough to worry about. Don't let Squirrel snack attacks ruin your big day - be prepared!
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