When you are a full time internet and you marry another full time internet, you deserve the most epic internet cake ever.
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Stick together nerds, we need your love to give us all warm fuzzies.
My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.
Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.
Marrying a Timelord comes with its own set of risks.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Our submitter says: "My coworker made his own wedding cake with fresh blueberry donuts. he also proposed at Disneyland at the castle which is what the cake is modeled after. how romantic!"
There's no good reason to compromise if you're not a big cake fan.