Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
There's no good reason to compromise if you're not a big cake fan.
Mccarnan84 says: "My husband and I got married on September 17 last year. He is a firefighter, so I wanted to have a firefighter-themed wedding. A friend and I came up with this cake. It was perfect and very yummy!"
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
This should bring good fortune and laughs.
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