I know it wouldn't be exactly appropriate to have a little flaming Denethor plunging into the depths but it sure would make this cake accurate!
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
Definitely, definitely made for eating by hungry bridal party attendees instead.
Who wants sushi?
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.