I hate to break it to you but that cake is very unlikely to last you until death.
No thanks, I don't want a piece. I'm a chest guy.
This cake is too dangerous, I can't watch!
My husband and I have an episode of Futurama, much like couples have their "song". It was only fitting to have Leela and Fry as our cake toppers.
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!