Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Scenario 1: He dropped the cake.
Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.
I prefer the second one.
Our submitter says: "My coworker made his own wedding cake with fresh blueberry donuts. he also proposed at Disneyland at the castle which is what the cake is modeled after. how romantic!"
Cake cutting of epic Excalibur proportions.