The marriage of two skilled Seekers is a rare and beautiful thing.
My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.
Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.
Oh tiny Elvis, you've been alive the whole time!
... And really slumming it. I mean, playing the tops of wedding cakes? You used to play VEGAS!
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.