Marrying a Timelord comes with its own set of risks.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Bah, who needs ivory?! Give me buttercream!
My husband loves lego's so I stole all his mini-figs and surprised him.
Please tell your husband that any mini-figs he may be missing are currently traveling through my small intestine. I will return them tomorrow.
Bacon buttercream frosting and embedded LED lights? How could a marriage based on such lasting tenets ever fail?
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