Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!
The groom got what is known as "iced" in which a friend gave him a 24 oz bottle of Smirnoff Ice wrapped in a paper bag in lieu of a wedding gift. Upon opening the bag the groom was forced by bro-law to get down on one knee and guzzle the whole bottle. Suffice it to say that this wedding was epic.