I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
This cooking business is highly illogical.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!
You really can't make a bad choice here!
Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.