Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.
Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.
Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.
Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?
I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?