You really can't make a bad choice here!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
For you old-school Disney lovers out there, old-timey Mickey waffles are ready to be stuffed in your face!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
This cooking business is highly illogical.
Don't be scared, he won't eat your cheese, though I bet he wouldn't say no to a nacho.