I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
Eat what's inside me!
Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?
This cooking business is highly illogical.
No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!
The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.