The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.
Who doesn't love a million single-purpose appliances? A caramel apple maker is what my overflowing kitchen has been begging for!
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!