My husband has taken to doing most of the cooking in our house these days. He'd look adorable in this.
Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.