My old metal measuring cups are looking a little lackluster compared to these cuties. Upgrade!
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.
Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.
This cooking business is highly illogical.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.