Now you can use your carrot as a shiv! Handy!
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
For you old-school Disney lovers out there, old-timey Mickey waffles are ready to be stuffed in your face!