I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?

You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!

For you old-school Disney lovers out there, old-timey Mickey waffles are ready to be stuffed in your face!

I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!

Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.

Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?

How cut would this be over a big ol' round preggo belly? Get yerself knocked up and in the kitchen!