Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.
My sink doesn't have enough cuteness going on. Oh here we go!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Everything you do will remind you that you are avoiding doing your homework.