I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!
I'm sure this a much more durable alternative to using actual Pocky as chopsticks.
Things that are useful don't need to look boring. Especially when they can look like robots!
Funnels are pretty dang ugly, which is maybe why I still don't own one. All my problems are now solved.