Eat what's inside me!
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
Grandma always said that the secret ingredient in her baking was love. Now I know the REAL secret.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
We all drink with a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...