It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
How cut would this be over a big ol' round preggo belly? Get yerself knocked up and in the kitchen!
Now you can use your carrot as a shiv! Handy!
For you old-school Disney lovers out there, old-timey Mickey waffles are ready to be stuffed in your face!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.