You simply can't make Halloween cookies with a non-themed timer. Yes, my kitchen is cluttered, but at least it's all season-appropriate.

Who doesn't love a million single-purpose appliances? A caramel apple maker is what my overflowing kitchen has been begging for!

Now you can use your carrot as a shiv! Handy!

I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...

Eat what's inside me!

Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?