That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!
Nothing will escape the grasp of the cute, not even a simple sandwich.
Snuggling with sweets is becoming a trend around these parts! Time for an ice cream nap!
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
Own it, live it, eat churros all day!