I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Rilakkuma has such a neutral expression on his face, I'm always wondering if he might be silently judging everything I do. Then you go and present me with a whole platter of silent judgy bear faces like this and I'm early put off my lunch.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.
