Cool off with a cat fan! She'll also control your soul. Be warned.
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.
Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
For you old-school Disney lovers out there, old-timey Mickey waffles are ready to be stuffed in your face!