There's something pretty satisfying about putting something's entire head in your mouth, be it a cat, your little brother, Hello Kitty. Just nom away knowing that you have conquered the kitty.
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!
Wear your heart on your lapel.