Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.
My lunch is scowling at me, I don't know if I can eat it anymore.
We will gladly be devoured by you and your family! It's an honor!
Statistics have never been so squee!
Go ahead, bite my face!