I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.
Eat me first! No me! No, eat me!
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If I could count on these little pies to not leak sticky, delicious juices all over the place, I'd use them as pocket warmers and eat them once they cooled off. Thanks, Kitty!
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.
Now you can stamp a smiley right into someone's forehead!