In my mind, the days of the dinosaur looked just like this with lots of bright colors and bright beady eyes and friendly faces. Hey, where's my neon pink dinosaur saddle? I want to go for a sweet ride.
I remember when Teddy Grahams first came out and I was just a wee little thing. I thought they were too good to be true and had to be a limited time deal so I convinced my mom to buy like six boxes at once just in case they stopped making them. But look! They're still here! Brb, grocery shopping.
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!