Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.