When you have this many arms you deserve all the baubles you can hold.
I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!
You're always hogging all the cups!
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.