Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?
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Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
Someday, you're going to need to remember what you wrote, and you'll have to break your heart to get there.