I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.