No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.