A cozy cable knit is just about as classic as it gets. Your cocoa should get the same treatment as your torso.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
Irises are hella masculine flowers.