Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.
A cozy cable knit is just about as classic as it gets. Your cocoa should get the same treatment as your torso.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Hopefully not subject to foreclosure from tiny adorabloe banks.
(Commentary and title by our lovely submitter, jerseychick)
Catbus wants in on the action too!