Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.