I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?
I like it when my tea loves me back.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!