You're always hogging all the cups!
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
What, you don't have these guys hanging out in trees in your yard?
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.