Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.

No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!

Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.

This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.

A cozy cable knit is just about as classic as it gets. Your cocoa should get the same treatment as your torso.

Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.

Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.