I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
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Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Catbus wants in on the action too!