I would be endlessly entertained by surprising people with a hidden puppet in my bag. Salespeople, bus drivers, waiters, bartenders, they'll all love me!
Available at: Dudush http://www.etsy.com/listing/60897153/sweet-craze-laptop-macbook-pro-sleeve-13 ($35)
Can this bag take me up up and away so I don't have to take the bus?
Though I don't recommend printing out all your emails and carrying them around with you, I do recommend making this bag and filling it with love notes.