Can this bag take me up up and away so I don't have to take the bus?
I would be endlessly entertained by surprising people with a hidden puppet in my bag. Salespeople, bus drivers, waiters, bartenders, they'll all love me!
I miss the form factor of old film cameras. Good thing is, we don't have to live without it anymore!
Just cram it fulla cakes!
If only I could make real guacamole out of this baby.
This dog purse is hypnotizing me into buying it. Let me go find my credit card.
Every picnic in the park needs a soundtrack. Are you prepared for this Spring?