What a wise old owl to watch over your valuables.
Though I don't recommend printing out all your emails and carrying them around with you, I do recommend making this bag and filling it with love notes.
If only I could make real guacamole out of this baby.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.