The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!
I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
When you show up to the pool with this bag it will be clear that you are a tropical jet-setter of the highest caliber.
I would be endlessly entertained by surprising people with a hidden puppet in my bag. Salespeople, bus drivers, waiters, bartenders, they'll all love me!
Stuffing a bear with useless fluff is just a waste of precious space. You could have more toys if you kept your toys in your toys!
Carrying around multiple bags on a little day trip is just too much. Keep your camera safe and your snacks cool.