I fear that if I had a little donut friend in my purse all the time, I'd get hungry constantly! Maybe if they doubled as pez dispensers?
Babies are cuter when they're drooling on mythical creatures instead of teddy bears.
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
It is a known scientific fact that cuteness protects prehistoric animals from extinction.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!