He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
I fear that if I had a little donut friend in my purse all the time, I'd get hungry constantly! Maybe if they doubled as pez dispensers?
Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
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If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.