I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Trus me. Pls.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Now that it's the year of the dragon, I think it's high time we all started dressing like it.
My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?
Remember On-X the robotic horse from "Rainbow Brite?" He can sense danger and fly! And now he's snuggly!