Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

Oh how I wish I could hug the real sun after our interminable northwest winters.

You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!

Totoro is pretty much the nicest, most helpful neighbor you could have.

The real Jack Skellington would be a little too point to cuddle with but this version just fits the bill.

Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.

Jerry, comfort me! I'm allergic to real cats!