The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Gpigs are so happy all the time with all their little scrabbling and queeing for carrots. These guys are just as happy and cute but they also cuddle with you when you nap.
Available at: Janiexy http://www.etsy.com/listing/60231709/nancy-plushie-orange?ref=cat3gallery10 ($20)
Have some dignity, bear! I can see your innards!
I see it! The mouth of the afterlife! It's so beautiful!
Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.