Kids, always getting tired of walking. So lazy!
Where's his tiny white russian?
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Oh how I wish I could hug the real sun after our interminable northwest winters.
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.