This dude is clearly clueless and a little bumbling. We all need a little slapstick in our lives, don't we?
MugiMugi says: "I'm not that good at sewing but I wanted to make this because my friend mentioned she wanted a plushie in the shape of a tophat. I hope it's cute enough. It's also wearing a teeny, tiny tophat of its own, like a sir."