Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.