If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Available at: Papire http://papire.tumblr.com/post/490921155/animal-index-markers-designs-bear-dog ($1.80)