He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
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Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!