Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
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It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.