Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.

While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.

You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!

I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.

I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.

Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?

Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!