I'm happy I haz you.
Available at: MimosaCards http://www.etsy.com/listing/57201344/cheeseburger-cat-im-happy-i-haz-you-set ($12 for a set of 10)
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
Available at: Suck UK http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=154&rangeNew=1 ($16)
Available at: Nut and Bee http://www.etsy.com/listing/60241234/mini-notes-sweet-sweet-pea ($3.50)
If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!