Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
Available at: Rakuten http://en.item.rakuten.com/wich/kittyscope/ ($21.36)
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
Via: Craft http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2010/09/invadersletterpressnotecards.html