If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!

Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.

Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.

Sushi is good lookin' but you can't exactly keep it sitting on your desk as decoration. Now you can have the looks with no smell AND it will help your productivity!