Sushi is good lookin' but you can't exactly keep it sitting on your desk as decoration. Now you can have the looks with no smell AND it will help your productivity!
Available at: Nut and Bee http://www.etsy.com/listing/60241234/mini-notes-sweet-sweet-pea ($3.50)
Available at: Suck UK http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=154&rangeNew=1 ($16)
Available at: Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Henry-Desk-Vacuum/dp/B001GNTLGY/ref=sr14?ie=UTF8&qid=1289466344&sr=8-4 ($18)
Available at: Thinkgeek ($20) http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforher/a620/
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.