When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
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If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
Sushi is good lookin' but you can't exactly keep it sitting on your desk as decoration. Now you can have the looks with no smell AND it will help your productivity!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.