Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Super cute AND environmentally friendly!
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It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.