These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
I can finally be my favorite Doctor's companion! I don't want to say which one. That would be rude. Rude and not ginger.
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Did they even have functioning clocks in Halloween Town?
I can't live without my iPhone. It must be within reach at all times or I panic. This might help soothe me a little.
I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
Hunting giraffes is not recommended. Plus, how would you fit an entire giraffe head in your house? Let's go small or go home.