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I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.

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You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.

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I'll wash that face right off your head.

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I hope those bees have been humanely de-stingered for the safety of your dinner guests.