Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
We are just here to guard the candles, please have mercy!
Who needs 101 of these precious little guys when even just one is so adorable? Treat it like a wedding cake and keep that puppy in the freezer to eat a year later!
Once when I was three I ate a whole tube of cherry Chapstick. I'm afraid this would inspire a repeat performance.
Don't let anyone think for even a moment that you aren't all lady while you're strolling through the airport. Another bonus, no one will accidentally take your luggage at baggage claim!
Handlebars deserve handlebars.