What's your favorite recipe that uses putrefied zombie brains? I like it in a daiquiri.
Ugh, don't even get me started on knitting! So last year! Go yarn-bomb your grandma's house, poser!
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Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?
I've been feeling honey lately. Honey on my yogurt, honey in my tea, honey in my cupcakes. Thanks bees!