One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
No matter how grey and dark and rainy the day is, it's nothing but sunshine and rainbows under this baby.
Pumpkin pie is just about as delicious as a pie can get, the smell alone can make me drool. This necklace looks and smells like the real thing, only tiny. And not edible. You can satisfy your cravings without the calories!
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.