I'm sure there's a way to make a drinking game out of watching Doctor Who. Make sure to have plenty of ice on hand.
To all my American readers, have a fantastic 4th! I hope you eat lots of hot dogs and drink lots of beers (Responsibly! No driving!), and ooh and aaaaahh at the pretty pretty fireworks. Crank up some jock rock, break out the jello mold and celebrate this ridiculous and awesome country!