I just heard an amusing human gag
Pull my finger
Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
(Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Levar Burton, Star Trek)
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.