I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status! The reason why teachers lose their hair.

(Star Trek)

PANIC That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even close to one of the choices.

(Star Trek)

That awkward moment when you're typing you password and someone's watching

(Star Trek)

Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.

(Star Trek)

I God to swear... There is no blood in my alcohol stream!

(Star Trek)

DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.

(Star Trek)

"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily." "THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"

(Star Trek)