Sometimes it's Absolutely Necessary

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DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.

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Picard Has His Priorities In Order

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"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily." "THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"

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Which Time?

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At times, Lt. Comdr. Data has been known to allow his inner trekkie to show. "Data! You better get in this house right this minute!" "One more minute, Mom! I'm just getting to the good part. Kirk is punching an alien in the face."

Well, We Can Hope he Dies On an Away Mission

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I am sorry to report, Captain... that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.

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