At times, Lt. Comdr. Data has been known to allow his inner trekkie to show. "Data! You better get in this house right this minute!" "One more minute, Mom! I'm just getting to the good part. Kirk is punching an alien in the face."

I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.

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I am sorry to report, Captain... that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.

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Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"

Starfleet's "Posture Perfect" computer chair. Winner of the "Ergonomics Intersystem" Award (Government Division) for the third straight year.

It's called burp a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. hiccup Talk about warp speed!

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