"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily."
"THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"
At times, Lt. Comdr. Data has been known to allow his inner trekkie to show.
"Data! You better get in this house right this minute!"
"One more minute, Mom! I'm just getting to the good part. Kirk is punching an alien in the face."
Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"