Starfleet's "Posture Perfect" computer chair.
Winner of the "Ergonomics Intersystem" Award (Government Division) for the third straight year.
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.