brent spiner

brain,brent spiner,data,definition,humble,humility,klingon,starfleet
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HUMILITY Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.

(Star Trek)

arrested,brent spiner,Captain Picard,every time,facepalm,patrick stewart,Riker
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"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter." "Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"

brent spiner,Captain Picard,data,facebook,facepalm,frustration,patrick stewart,teaching,understand,universe
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I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status! The reason why teachers lose their hair.

(Star Trek)

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